the First Scathing Article, by Ne-chan.

As many of you who have become acquainted with working out may know, the morning after your first vigorous series of exercises includes some of the worst pain you have ever felt. Ever. Now maybe you people have more backbone than I do. Maybe you were born with more muscle than I was. Maybe you are male and are naturally stronger than a poor weak little girl like me. Frankly, I really don't care. All *I* know is that *I* did not get the joy of going through the rest of my day pain-free. Oh no. That burn came about five minutes later. I also know that I do NOT like walking with a gimp in my leg; I do NOT like experiencing discomfort in my shoulder joints while lifting a stack of plates that equals to maybe five pounds, at the most; AND I do NOT like having what I'm sure whiplash must feel like in my upper and lower spine. In general, I don't like pain. I don't like to feel it and I do not like others to feel it. I tihnk of pain in general as a bad thing. So right now you can imagine, an dimagine correctly that I am asking myself just what the he!! I have gotten myself into. Those of you out there who believe that "pain is just weakness leaving the body" need serious medical help. If you ever find yourself in need of me (which I doubt will happen, since I am not practised in medical aid in the slightest.) I will be hiding under a rock. A rock at the bottom of the deepest hole in the world. A rock at the bottom of the deepest hole in the world covered with camoflauge and booby traps. A rock at the bottom of the deepest hole in the world covered with camoflauge and booby traps in a country that has yet to be discovered. Well except by me of course. Anyways, my point is that I am going to go an dhide from the pain that has been following me around school for the past TWO days while I ran to my classes (because a few adults I know were not on top of things) with a LIMP. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO RUN WITH A DEFECTIVE LEG AND FLIP FLOPS?!?!? Try it. I dare you.
A very disgruntled Ne-chan, Signing out.